Google's coolest product ever!!! - Google Gulp Beta

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@rj325 bitaw noh? ahahaha.. maka scrape diay sila og php script nga ga run sa server?..

[rj325]

^^o, ngkabuang gud ang joomla ug mga critical updates. hehehehe...

[ares623]

haha binuang ra man jud ni bah.. or is it? *dum dum dum!*

[flashfreak]

just read their FAQ hehehe

2. Wait – you're saying Auto-Drink™ changes my brain chemistry?

Um, yeah – but for the better.

3. Isn't that kind of dangerous?

Well, none of the lab rats who've been pounding this stuff for the past eight months have keeled over yet, which we find fairly reassuring. At any rate, you should be aware that by popping the seal on the twist-off Gulp cap, you send a wireless signal to Google's servers indicating your irrevocable acceptance of the Google Gulp Terms and Conditions, which do include the possibility, however remote, of hideous genetic mutation resulting from your consumption of this product. We're pretty sure you won't die, though.

4. What if I don't want to use Auto-Drink™?

No problem – simply turn off Auto-Drink™ on your Google Gulp preferences page.

5. Well, shouldn't Auto-Drink™ be default-off?

You mean we should cripple a perfectly useful feature just because of a little bad PR?

6. Yes.

Okay.

[rj325]

uh, if i drink this will i have google search using my mind? cz thad'be cool...

[flashfreak]

yeah probably... it will enchance your brain's chemistry with tons of electrical impulses containing informations... hehehe
or
you would end up dumb and dumberer.. ^______^

[$dbpasswd]

Google Gulp is one of Google's hoaxes, announced last year so it's nothing new.

For a full review of Google's hoaxes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google's_hoaxes

Google has been known for their open-minded work culture, where humor stimulates the brain to become more productive and creative in solution approaches.

[flashfreak]

we all know this is BS ^_____^ who the heck would wanna drink an electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants... hehe (probably a geek with no life like the one in southpark's episode featuring world of warcraft)

[larvs]

lol, i liked that episode flashfreak!!

d*mn, link is disabled here in the office. will check it out when i get home.

[franzrebs]

5. Well, shouldn't Auto-Drink™ be default-off?

You mean we should cripple a perfectly useful feature just because of a little bad PR?

6. Yes.

Okay.

Haha sipata ani oi!