contest padaghanay og anak:
host: please welcome, america!
american: i have 12 sons and 6 daughters!
audience: clap! clap! clap!
host: our second contestant is from japan!
japanese: i have 12 sons and 12 daughters! beat that!
audience: clap! clap! clap! wohoooooo! clap! clap! clap!
host: our last contestant is from the philippines!
(barog tanang audience...)
audience: daddy! daddy! daddy!
whappak!