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  1. #11

    contest padaghanay og anak:

    host: please welcome, america!
    american: i have 12 sons and 6 daughters!
    audience: clap! clap! clap!
    host: our second contestant is from japan!
    japanese: i have 12 sons and 12 daughters! beat that!
    audience: clap! clap! clap! wohoooooo! clap! clap! clap!
    host: our last contestant is from the philippines!
    (barog tanang audience...)
    audience: daddy! daddy! daddy!



    whappak!

  2. #12
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    hahahaa keep the jokes coming folks!!!

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by borjyborj View Post
    contest padaghanay og anak:

    host: please welcome, america!
    american: i have 12 sons and 6 daughters!
    audience: clap! clap! clap!
    host: our second contestant is from japan!
    japanese: i have 12 sons and 12 daughters! beat that!
    audience: clap! clap! clap! wohoooooo! clap! clap! clap!
    host: our last contestant is from the philippines!
    (barog tanang audience...)
    audience: daddy! daddy! daddy!



    whappak!


    hahahaha i like this one...made my night..thanks

  4. #14
    hahaha! kyasa... lingaw ni dah...

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by borjyborj View Post
    contest padaghanay og anak:

    host: please welcome, america!
    american: i have 12 sons and 6 daughters!
    audience: clap! clap! clap!
    host: our second contestant is from japan!
    japanese: i have 12 sons and 12 daughters! beat that!
    audience: clap! clap! clap! wohoooooo! clap! clap! clap!
    host: our last contestant is from the philippines!
    (barog tanang audience...)
    audience: daddy! daddy! daddy!



    whappak!

    lingawa nko ani wui...

  6. #16
    nice thread more pa bro, limot ko sa ako prob dah.....

  7. #17
    diving contest, sponsored by Milo. dapat nindot ang dive, less ang splash, daghan tricks nya ig haw-as, mag spell og "M-I-L-O" nya shagit og "MILO!"


    host: please welcome, Japan!
    (ni dive, pina float og nag triple somersault, pag haw-as kay ni shagit)
    japan: M-I-L-O, MILO!
    (pakpak mga tao, ang score sa judges kay 8-9-9)
    host: second contestant is from America!
    (ni dive pud, inig ambak pina split pa sa hangin, somersault pud og gamay ra kaayo ang splash, ni haw-as og ni shagit pud)
    america: M-I-L-O, MILO!
    (pakpak sad mga tao, judges score: 10-9-10)
    host: and our last contestant, Philippines!
    (ni dive, ni layat, kusog kaayog splash, dugay pa kaayo ni haw-as. nya, nag pula ang pool. ni haw-as, kalit ni shagit.)
    philippines: M-O-M-O, MOMO!





    whappak!

  8. #18
    padak.anay ug B*LAT

    japanese : g sud ang lingkoranan. (pak pak mga tao)

    american : iyang g sud ang table sa iyang B*LaT ( na shock mga tao impress kau cla, perting pak2)

    Pinoy : Natinga ang mga tao ni ngit2 stadium, (g sud di sa iyang b*lat ang stadium ) nyakkk

  9. #19
    hahaha... ataya sa last oi... lupig gyud sila sa pinay oi... weeee....

  10. #20
    Contest pinaka weird ability:
    Japan: Kaon kayo...latay alambre
    Audience: Barog ...Pak2x
    Kano: Katkat lubi una tiil( reverse mode)
    Audience: Shock...lengo2x
    Pinoy: Daot kaau...Wave sa mga tawo..
    Audience: Boooo...
    Pinoy (ga lagot): Yate neh...(hobo-on ang brief kohag lubi...dayon gibontan gamit ang iyaha pikoy...gikagud pajed)
    Judges: nosebleed...uban koyapan nayahaha

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