Life

[jmbernz]

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buanga lola oi... ...

[vrad03]

LOLZ

[handy]

hahahaha nice one

[sassy_girl]

kamaro ni lola oi... hehehe... mao na nagpaingon, when you get older you get wiser. hehehe...

[rj325]

wahehehe... wise.

[ANZEN]

ka maru ni lola oi

[abante_pinay]

wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. waay ayo ang police

[soul_ripper]

maau gani la xa ka mention ug nem... makaligo unta 2 ug init nga tubig, hahahahahaha..

[friendly amiga :-)]

speed it up granny !!

[i_a_m_d_e_d_e]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she screamed.
"How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight
away!"

And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute
luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She
looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity
on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night , the ones you
wouldn't eat because you think I am a bad cook.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good cleanup I suggested a shower and
while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed
clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for
a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
use because someone at work has a pair just the same..."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so
grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her
to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
"Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"