AFTER THE MONTH of June when brides and grooms said nothing but
"I DO", it is time to ponder upon the 25 reasons one should say
"I DON'T"...
1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence- a life sentence
2. Marriage is very much like a violin: after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached
3. Marriage is love, and love is blind. Therefore marriage ia an institution for the blind
4. Marriage puts a ring on a man and a woman's finger, and two under their eyes
5. Marriage is an institution wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her master's
6. Marriage certificate is just another word for a working permit
7. Marriage is not having a wife or a husband, but also worries inherited forever
8. Marriage requires 4 types of rings:the engagement ring,the wedding ring,suffe-ring & endu-ring
9. Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:In the 1st & 2nd year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.And in the 3rd,both of them speak and the neighbors listen
10. If it is true that love is blind,marriage is definitely an eye-opener
11. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends:you order what you want,& when you see what other girl has,you wish you ordered that
12. It is true that all men are born equal.But some of them get married,& then life becomes unfair
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in church & found himself married. A year later,he muttered something in his sleep & found himself divorced
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the wife gives her all & the husband takes
15. SON: How much does it take to get married, DAD? FATHER: I don't know,son. I'm still paying for it. SON: Is it true, DAD, that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? FATHER: That happens everywhere son,everywhere!
16. A man who once said,"I never knew what happiness was until I got married- & then it was too late!"
17. Love is one long, sweet dream & marriage is the alarm clock
18. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it's self defense
19. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a man who is married for 10 years looks happy, we wonder why
20. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, it is either the car is new or the wife is
21. There was this lover who said he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is there
22. If you want your wife to listen & pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
23. Marriage is like a cage: the birds outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to get out
24. Love is entirely a matter of chemistry. You can be treated like toxic waste
25. Wife: I am an excellent housekeeper. Every time I got divorced, I keep the house...
Thats all folks!!! bwehehehehehe
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Reasons to say "I DON'T"...
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