A lady patient went to the doctor for a general check-up.
lady patient: Doc, pa general check up ko
Doc: cge mam, anhi lang sulod sa patient room, then paghubo lang tanan
lady patient: huh? mao ba doc?
Doc: ok ra na mam, dont worry... Una nako buhaton, i butang ni thermometer sa imo lubot
lady patient: ok Doc... (moments later)... Doc, dili mana ako lubot
Doc: Ah, ok lang, dili mana thermometer
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