What I learned In My Job.

[cabluey]

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wat iv learnt from call center emplyees, time is gold.
day off is platinum.
and jaw dropping vocabulary... to some... honest!
if wla ko kstorya og mga call center lofif, i would never know wat to write in th RD vocabulary games.
and im hoping, il soon learn wat uve learnt. need ur prayers guys! plsss...

[irangejuice]

AMERICANS are really dim.
SB< is a clueless company.
S**** IT has a few holes they never got to fix. (i probably caused the virus mishap of march~april when i remote accessed my virus-full rig at home.) if someone form IT reads this..it's about time you do something.
CARPET and DRY AIR = pain (static shocks)
SPAM is everywhere.. it's like the common cold.
FRIENDS are temporary.
PEOPLE who deal with plasticware get paid the same with people who sweat blood at tech support.
QUALITY contol has no idea what the hell is goin on'
REST days are useless.
HOLIDAYS don't exist.
HR doesn't have a TIN for me.. WHERE THE HELL DID MY TAX MONEY GO?!

[nowhereman]

Samokan + boreder

+ learn that school is harder than office work
+ learn that it is not wise to work on special holidays
+ learn that work can make you dumb
+ learn that 12 to 1 is called the holy hour (in our office only)
+ learn to change eating convention ( 10 am breakfast, 12 snack break ang gaming time, 3 pm lunch)
+ learn to look busy when the boss is looking
+ learn my job couldnt give me a bright future
+ learn that you should not work well to have business trip opportunity
+ learn that you work hard or not you will still have same salary

[jeanne_ml]

boredom!... how to deal with the pinakaterror na boss around, how to survive in an 8-hr. job doing nothing, how to keep my values trying as much as possible not to adopt the "culture"

and witness to the truth of this following thought:


Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys,
all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down
and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up
and see nothing but assholes.

[jhnpl]

learn to love your job and take care of it coz lisud na ngita ug trabaho karon...

[b|tcH_g0dd3sS]

I learned that secret, mysterious glances dont mean a darned thing! the guy is in fact married...

i learned that i could be gullible sometimes.

that everybody can respect you for your position but not for your person

and that if I get an angry email I shouldnt respond to it right away.

[brownskin_writes]

..that managers can seriously have an IQ equal to a *****..

[cyclops]

learn how to seduce your lady boss.

[crinkle]

++i learned that Americans could be really unfair and be great at the same time.

++i probably have a better chance in getting lost within my country than getting lost in the States even if i never ever set foot on their soil.

++i learned that whatever interests you may not be as interesting to everybody else.

++i learned that i'm getting a better wage than some of my degree-holding friends even if i barely went through college.

[Visual C#]

Learnings:

1. Life is unfair
2. E******** needs to scrap their software.......... don't try too hard to be like A****** ******.
3. Just like what Zerone_Null said, Holidays are non existent
4. Yes, you have 2 rest days, but technically, you only have 1.
5. You can actually live by just sleeping for 5 hours every day.
6. We are stuck with MS, whether we like it or not.
7. Supervisors get to play MP3's, games, and even download from Kazaa... w/o being caught or anything.
8. Life is indeed unfair.