Call Center Bloopers

[cebuboi]

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so it's really nice to work in a call center huh? as if you're in humor sa istorya!

[karlyn]

nalingaw ko.. ehehehhehe..

[jemboix]

[schtriga]

agent: can i have your lphone number?
customer: It's XXX-XXXXXXXX
agent: Is that Globe or Smart?

[s@ssy_assasin]

me too i'm from a callcenter

common bloopers:
1. ok sir ,hold the line pls and i'll be right back with you in a minute..
2. can i hold you for a while sir for me to verify it for you.
3. thank you mam,enjoy the terms and conditions!
4. ohh..is that your dog crying?
5. is that a healthy yes?(while talking to a 60 yr old woman)

Naa pa mas labaw anang dog crying....Is that your pussy ( cat ) crying?

[BloomerBeak]

agent: can i have your lphone number?
customer: It's XXX-XXXXXXXX
agent: Is that Globe or Smart?

haha! lingawa ani woi

[sirius]

i have another one:
a customer was asking for a supervisor then when the sup took over the call the customer was asking for the supervisors employee id , the supervisor gave the agent's employee id, lets say it was 1234, then the customer is not happy with the service provided by the supervisor and so the customer hung up and callback
this time it was the agent again who took the call then the customer ask for his employee id and the agent gave his employee id 1234 then the customer shouted "what? you have the same employee id with your supervisor?
the agent then replied " I am not finished yet (dash) - 187)

[rdyteves]

here is our sa PS, hehehehe

what's wrong here??

CEBSaparri: (Spiel) "Thanks for calling travel.com, this is Kulet, is there a reversation I can assist you with?

Customer: Ohh hi Mrs. Kulot I'd like to change my flights..

CEBRdytevesDied laughing)

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customer wants to speak to a sup!!!


CEBRabisaab: (Calling CSA)

CSA: (Spiel) "Thanks for calling the Customer Service Advisory Team, how may I assist you?"

CEBRabisaab: "Hi this is Minerva, my NT log in is Rabisaab."

CSA: I'm sorry?

CEBRabisaab: (Eagerly!!) "Let me spell that out for you, it's R for Romeo, A for alpha, B for bravo, A for alpha, S for sam...

CEBSaparri: (Cutting off Rash) I for india wui, di kabaw muspelling iyang ngan ayy!

CEBNampongDied laughing)

[pink_baby_f]

hehehe... very nice... post more bloopers beh... hehehe...

[kishlat]

hehe...

lines from my good friend beside me,

asking for the restaurant kitchen hours of church's chicken

AGENT: "so what time do you open the chicken"

:P

lab you ray aka cestlavie