CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

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Lingawa ani diri oi..

[cassiopeia]

Agent: Thank you for calling __ wireless,my name is ___ how may i assist you today?
Cust: *spanish*
Agent: Uno momento por favor. i will transfer you to the SPANIARDS.

ug sa dihang na takilpo intawn ang floorwalker sa iyang nadunggan. hahahahha

[wackowackykathy]

hahah no kiddinG i had ThaT caLL.. aTai kaaYo.. naa Pa..

CusTomeR: i am a PRoFessoR and i wanna TReaT You as one oF mY sTudenT.. i wanT You To end YouR answeRs wiTh mR FaTcock..

AGenT: im soRRY siR buT we canT do ThaT..

CusTomeR: saY mY LasTname..

AGenT: **muTe mode** GiaTaY maY unTa uG dako GYud.. waaaahhh!!

nah... had the same experience ani.. ana akong TL before na frequent caller/ pranker na gyud na cya ana na account... atay au sah>?

[wackowackykathy]

CX: F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!
Agent: Sir pls.. Stop F@##$%$ng me!!!!
CX: F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!
Agent: Sir if you wont stop F@#$%ng me... I'll get pregnant...

hahahaha! ka liki!

[angelRain]

Makawala ug duka!!!!!!

[Ryan Tan Yu]

Me: Okay Mr. XXX, what we'll do here is [insert lengthy explanation here], then [another litany of explanations], and finally [a barrage of seemingly-ending instructions]. Alright?
Cx: Sure. Say that again?

[torade]

cx: you're so dumb
rep: PISTI KA!!!
cx: what did you sayX*
rep: PISTI KA!!! pis..pis..
PISTI ON THE LINE!!! (please stay on the line!!!)
cx: ic.. ok.. i'll hold

lol.. nice one. hahaha

[marnick]

Agent very sleepy doing a survey with an old British woman.......Then reach on the part where the agent has to get the the address of the respondent....

Respondent: my address is............
Agent: having a hard time getting it...im sorry madame can you repeat it again...
Respondent: okay...gave the address again...
Agent..okay madame i would like to confirm your adddress... it's blah blah... and the zip code is 23m 1H
Respondent: No my zip code is 23 m 1F
Agent: Ooohh i'm sorry its not ECH d ay madame?
Respondent: What?
Agent: it's not kuan d ay... i'm sorry madame.... what was your zip code?

[jdmaspack]

A Marketing Consultant @ Xlibris trying to explain where the Authors books will be available...

Me: You know Harry Potter? uhm the book not yet the movie... ahhh... your book will be right beside that book.. isn't that amazing?

Author: So, which bookstores will my book be displayed in?

Me: You know, like aahhh... Barnes & Nobles, uhm Border and uhm let's see... 200 other bookstores(but never mentioning that it's just an online bookstore not a physical bookstore wehehe)

Author: OMG!!! tell me more, tell me more!!!

Me: Ahhh.. There's really a lot of bookstores to mention ma'am...

Author: Please, tell me more.. I'm so excited!!!

Me: AAhhh.. well.. uhm.. we also have it available at National Bookstore and uhm... Oh! we have it in BookSale at SM

Author: SM? where's that?

Me: oh it's there... chi~ching... money in the bank!!!

[emjee17]

HAHAHAHA. Grabe ani oi! pinaka favorite!

Q for cuba
L for elephant! HAHAHAHAHAH