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  1. 11-24-2009, 01:32 PM #131
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    Tulo ka kumare nag-istorya sa ilang experiences about blow*** sa ilang mga bana.

    Kumare 1: Ang itlog sa akong Elyot, bugnaw!

    Kumare 2: Ang itlong sad sa akong Ciano, bugnaw!

    Kumare 3: Wa pa gyud ko kahimo anang inyong gipangsulti. Akong suwayan karong gabii.

    Sunod buntag, bun-og sa kulata si Kumare 3.

    Kumare 1 and 2: Unsa may nahitabo nimo?

    Kumare 3: Pagblow*** nako, niingon ra man ko, “Nganong init man ning imong itlog nga ang kang kompare Elyot ug Ciano bugnaw man?”
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  2. 11-24-2009, 01:35 PM #132
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    Buta ug Libat nagsinumbagay…

    Buta: Hoy Libat! Gawas diha! Ayaw pag tago-tago sa ngit-ngit!

    Libta: In your dreams! Ngano gud tawng mugawas ko nga duha man mo kabuok! Alkansi ko no!
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  3. 11-24-2009, 04:11 PM #133
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    Quote Originally Posted by philcrasher View Post
    Tulo ka kumare nag-istorya sa ilang experiences about blow*** sa ilang mga bana.

    Kumare 1: Ang itlog sa akong Elyot, bugnaw!

    Kumare 2: Ang itlong sad sa akong Ciano, bugnaw!

    Kumare 3: Wa pa gyud ko kahimo anang inyong gipangsulti. Akong suwayan karong gabii.

    Sunod buntag, bun-og sa kulata si Kumare 3.

    Kumare 1 and 2: Unsa may nahitabo nimo?

    Kumare 3: Pagblow*** nako, niingon ra man ko, “Nganong init man ning imong itlog nga ang kang kompare Elyot ug Ciano bugnaw man?”
    ayos pre!!!!!



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  4. 11-24-2009, 07:27 PM #134
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    TEACHER: Class, use DERMATOLOGIST in a sentence.

    JUAN: DEAR MA, TOLO DIYES na karon ang itlog sa manok, upat diyes kung gagmay.

    TEACHER: Juan…get out!
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  5. 11-25-2009, 08:47 AM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by philcrasher View Post
    TEACHER: Class, use DERMATOLOGIST in a sentence.

    JUAN: DEAR MA, TOLO DIYES na karon ang itlog sa manok, upat diyes kung gagmay.

    TEACHER: Juan…get out!
    ehehhheheh
    cute kaayo!
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  6. 11-25-2009, 08:53 AM #136
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    ^^ hahahaha.. nag.ngisi ko ani da.. wahahaha
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  7. 11-25-2009, 08:57 AM #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by master_s0n View Post
    Titser: Class, what are the different colors of bananas?
    Juan: Mam, green, yellow, red, and brown.
    Titser: Gago jud ka, naa bay brown nga saging?
    Juan: Gaga sad ka, ang linung-ag diay piki na!?
    nyhahaha ..atay. ..ka bryt nalang gyd ni juan.,,hahaha
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  8. 11-25-2009, 11:34 AM #138
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    hahah!amewa ui
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  9. 11-25-2009, 01:34 PM #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by aKoToNoh View Post
    dia pau segunda ay!!!

    Sakit nga mananakod

    Pasyente: Dok, ang akong tutoy naggahi.
    Doktor: Aber, atong tan-awon.
    Pasyente: Unsa man ang akong sakit, Dok?
    Doktor: Ambot Miss, pero ang akoang ot*n natakdan! bwahahaha...

    hahaha! payter!
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  10. 11-25-2009, 01:43 PM #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by monrose29 View Post
    asawa nag bagotbot...

    haayyyyy kafaet aning kina buhi-a oi....

    ----ngano man misis unsa may problema-------

    misis: maypa ang balita ni kuya kim na ang lagay ng panahon... pero akong bana na-ay lagay pero wa gyud panahon...

    hahahahaha..

    hahahaha! payter!
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