just for laugh

[mom]

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Clever Dog


An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

[spunk20]

kahilak sad tag julin ani dah,hehe good!

[mom]

The MomTest.....

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't
pass the test you have to be the dad.
'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

[kung-fu_panda]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[peewee_toot]

lingaw ni dah.

naa pa jd ka ma learn.

[yanypie]

makalingaw man ni oist... lingaw sad ko sa moral dah... hahahaha

[mom]

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM??

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said.' 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible!' the man insisted.' 'This can't be! Our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations!'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this: How often do you have ***'

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!', the doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'

[mordecai_327]

1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din?
2. Pwede bang uminom ng coke pag coffee break?
3. Ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din?
4. Bakit ang blackboard kulay green?
5. Ang lason ba pag nag-expired, nakakalason pa rin?
6. Pwede bang mag-dinner ng may dalang lunchbox?
7. Pag sinabi bang 6-ft. ka anim ang paa mo?

Assignment mo yan!!!

[sherwinzae]

need more... more... more...
very funny thread....

[mom]

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'