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  1. #121

    Default Re: Warning! Dont use Animal For Testing


    ahahhahhha

  2. #122

    Default Re: Girl Get Pregnant

    lol

  3. #123

    Default Re: Girl Get Pregnant

    hahahahaha

  4. #124

    Default Re: Warning! Dont use Animal For Testing

    Nice... lol

  5. #125

    Default Re: Warning! Dont use Animal For Testing

    hahah...very cool...

  6. #126

    Default Be careful of what you Offer.. :)


    A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at his

    regular table. After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at

    a table nearby, all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to

    send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing

    that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his.



    > >The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

    "This is from the

    gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

    She regarded the

    wine

    coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and

    decided to send a

    reply

    note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a

    response took the

    note

    from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.



    > >The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you

    need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the

    bank, and 7 inches in your pants."



    > >After reading the note, the man decided to compose

    one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter

    and instructed him to return this to the woman.



    > >It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari

    Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There

    is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for

    a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the

    bottle back


  7. #127

    Default Re: Girl Get Pregnant

    hehehe...

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    Default Re: Warning! Dont use Animal For Testing

    hahahahaha asa na ni gi-lubong

  9. #129

    Default Re: Warning! Dont use Animal For Testing

    hahahahaha


    sooooo funny.


    saan libing? sa pet cemetery...kato bitaw sa horror film hahahahahahaha

  10. #130

    Default Re: Warning! Dont use Animal For Testing

    wahahahaha! lingawa oie!

    o ad2 sa pet sematary..nya igkabuhi nya kay mag-revenge dayn cya sa shoes..

    tanang mga sapatos na baho..kay iyang i-haunt!

    wahahaha!

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