ahahhahhha
lol
Nice... lol
hahah...very cool...
A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at his
regular table. After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at
a table nearby, all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to
send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing
that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his.
> >The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the
wine
coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a
reply
note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a
response took the
note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
> >The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
> >After reading the note, the man decided to compose
one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter
and instructed him to return this to the woman.
> >It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari
Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There
is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the
bottle back
hehehe...
hahahahaha asa na ni gi-lubong![]()
hahahahaha
sooooo funny.
saan libing? sa pet cemetery...kato bitaw sa horror film hahahahahahaha
wahahahaha! lingawa oie!
o ad2 sa pet sematary..nya igkabuhi nya kay mag-revenge dayn cya sa shoes..
tanang mga sapatos na baho..kay iyang i-haunt!
wahahaha!
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