kyawan si bartender uy..hahahaha
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12-15-2006, 05:16 PM #121C.I.A.
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12-15-2006, 05:19 PM #122C.I.A.
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Re: what do i look like?
hahahaha...good girl..hahaha
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12-15-2006, 05:50 PM #123C.I.A.
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Re: bank teller
hahahaha...the power of moooonnneeeyyy....
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12-15-2006, 05:52 PM #124Junior Member
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Re: armless man
hahahahah... bisan naa gyud to cr sa likod... halok lang cya paguniton... toinks!
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12-15-2006, 05:57 PM #125Junior Member
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Re: bank teller
Aw kuarta na gud na... Moay gipangita... Bisan sip-onon panang depositor wlay angal... ehehehe
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12-15-2006, 06:06 PM #126Junior Member
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Re: girls night out
gee
nice one bro
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12-16-2006, 01:37 AM #127C.I.A.
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Re: bank teller
mao lagi na. money talks, bull$**t walks
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12-16-2006, 07:40 AM #128C.I.A.
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sexual confessional
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
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12-16-2006, 07:42 AM #129C.I.A.
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lawyer at the pearly gates
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter - "Give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell!"
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12-16-2006, 02:12 PM #130Elite Member
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Re: sexual confessional
ayay...
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