just for laugh

[eds]

---

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."

[eds]

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run
into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted. “’Cause your feet ain't empty."

[eds]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a
note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.”

[GELAI_MAGZ]

[eds]

A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani got arrested
consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for
the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.


As they were preparing for their punishment, the
Sheik announced: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked
me to allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line, he thought for a
while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10
lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.


The Pakistani was next up. After watching the
German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes &
the Pakistani was also
led away whimpering loudly.


The Filipino was the last one up, but before he
could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from one
of most beautiful part
of the world and your culture is one of the finest
in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful
highness," the Filipino
replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is
that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and
powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look
on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.

Filipino smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my
back" !!!

[deity777]

Wife vs. Husband

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word for several miles.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, dogs, and sows, the husband asks sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

hahahaha.. naa man ni sa text.. hehehehe

[shimiyu]

the Cat, the Mouse
In the chase between cat and mouse,
the mouse mostly wins.
this is because the cat is running
for its food, and the mouse
for its life..
PURPOSE is more important then NEED..

hahahaha
but i don't know if always running for our life is our purpose here

[shimiyu]

hahahaha.. naa man ni sa text.. hehehehe

OT:
hahaha lagi textmaster sir

[ickiang]

boss and secretary
isang secretary sinamahan yung boss nya s hotel...

boss: secretary saraduhin mo ang pinto! (sinarado)
boss: secretary saraduhin mo ang bintana! (sinarado)
boss: secretary ihanda mo na ang kama! (inihanda)
boss: secretary patayin mo ang ilaw! (pinatay)
boss: secretary humiga k sa kama! (humiga)
boss: secretary, tingnan mo ang relo ko glow in the dark!
NGGGeeekk!!

[cebuboi]

timeks!