Da Real Makoy~ Jokes ni Makoy~

[DEStRucto]

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sa naman na tai oi! ang english sa kulangot kay morning glory.. haha

[princessm]

sa naman na tai oi! ang english sa kulangot kay morning glory.. haha

ayawg i-usa imo muta ug kugmo. hehehe... di na madistinguish? hehehe.. peace!

[T-Bag]

haaaayyy! gwafoha sa Mr. India oi!!!

[--Makoy--]

gwafaha ni mr india oi!!! murag bayoton man si india..hehe

[AmBooTZZ!!]

Pag-chure mo oist! Mga sisterzz!! char

[psyd_1]

idol nako ang pinoy version.....

[ComputerTech]

kuyawww!

[rednjep]

whahahah kagwapo sad nimo dong oi..!!

[--Makoy--]

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her *** life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.

Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having ***?"

"Well, yes, I actually did once."

"And how did your husband look?"

"Angry, very angry."

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during ***; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us!"

[--Makoy--]

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.

He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.

The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips.

The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.

The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?"

The bartender quickly replies, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."