CS: Thank you for calling... this is Candy, how may I help you?
Cust: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
CS: No, sir, it's Candy...
Cust: Sorry, can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
CS: No, sir.. Candy, sir... Candy... as in Storck!!!
(oohhh... now I get it!!!)
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Thread: CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs
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10-13-2009, 02:40 AM #91
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10-13-2009, 02:47 AM #92
CS: Alright, let me verify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Cust (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as! in GEBRA! (z as in zebra)
Oh, Gebra!!! like the one in the Goo?!!!... Gusme... Gon't gou get git?)
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CS: Yeah, sir... sir... are you there?
Cust: Yes, yes, I'm there!
(Nagduwa cgurog Counter...)
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CS: ...I'd like to speak with Billy Thompson please
Contact: He's not in. Would you like to leave a message in his voicemail?
CS: Sure, SIGE...
(excited!!!)
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customer: this file is totally broken, verifying and rebuilding the file doesnt help, what should we do, we badly ned the file and we need to keep the business runnin..(etc.etc.etc..)
agent: ma'am, don't worry. this will fixed in time, trust me...
customer: ok...
agent: ok ma'am, here's what we gonna do....close your eyes, and join me as we pray....
(daaa paman!!)
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10-13-2009, 05:17 AM #93Junior Member
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lolz
mga buang man ni oi... maka mingaw sa cc.
nakahinumdom ko sa video ni happy slip >>> YouTube - CLICK?!?!
watch and relate guys
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10-13-2009, 05:27 PM #94Elite Member
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nyahaha... lingawa nako ani nga thread oi.... nanakit jud ako tiyan ug kinatawa... ingon ani diay ang life sa callcenter?? hehehe.... nice one guys!
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10-14-2009, 02:13 AM #95Senior Member
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cs: thank you for calling (company name) this is jesus, if jesus cant help you then no one can.. how can i help?
hahaha
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10-14-2009, 02:22 AM #96Senior Member
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irate ang cano ani na call nako b4..
ME: sir, can i pls have ur email address?
cust: wer u located?
ME: philippines
the customer starts ranting about why jobs are being located here and how pathetic it is and about the Philippines being a 3rd world country with ignorant people and basically just down right putting us down..
ME: ok. let me just help you so that we can get this over with (irate na pud ko ani) can i please have ur email address..?
cust: its (i forgot the email na) "john" and you know.. with the A.. and the circle around it.. yahoo.com
just press shift and 2...
me: ni dugo akong ilong.. clinic break pleasE!!!!!! LOL
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10-14-2009, 07:42 AM #97Junior Member
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waaaahahaha...pinoy bloopers talaga oh!
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10-14-2009, 05:07 PM #98Junior Member
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ME: can i have your email address please?
CALLER: its mahara line down under muhammad @aol.com
ME: let me repeat that.. is it mahara_muhammad@aol.com?
CALLER: yes!
weeeee.. new term nasad!! hehehehehe..
line down under -- underscore
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10-17-2009, 02:27 AM #99Elite Member
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@im_insensiTive: naa sad lain term ana
ME: ma'am, i need you to type justin_time@att.net
Cust: ok, so that's justin underslash time circle-a att.net ?
Me: uhm... yes ma'am.
underslash - underscore
circle-a - at
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10-17-2009, 03:52 PM #100C.I.A.
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sa nag ask kung tinuod ang name ani hehehe tinuod na if wala gi iedit ang IC aning bataa hahaha for the muslims wala silay choice if ang first name sa iyang papa suparman ahaks nalang nice kaayo ni kay mag asawa ni ug mganganak bataa kay basin ang hatag nga name spiderman bin batman nyahahaha
Originally Posted by i_am_fairy
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