ANTI PICK-UP LINES
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, GET OUT.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you a! lready have one?
HE: Shall we go see a m! ovie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: HIDING FROM YOu.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: DO NOT ENTER.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.
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Thread: ANti PicK uP LiNes ^^,
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04-01-2009, 06:03 PM #1
ANti PicK uP LiNes ^^,
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04-02-2009, 01:44 AM #2Junior Member
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hahahh nndut ni siya dah :]
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08-28-2010, 02:04 AM #3Newbie
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i like this too..haahh!! LMAO..
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08-30-2010, 09:26 PM #4Senior Member
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nice! bwahaha!
naa pa nang
HE: ive been dying to tell you that i love you
SHE: ah pareha dai ta coz i love myself too
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08-30-2010, 09:32 PM #5Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Baeybe_Bryce
loooool!!!!
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08-30-2010, 09:39 PM #6Junior Member
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hahaha... payter ni dah!!! lingaw!!!
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08-31-2010, 09:47 AM #7Elite Member
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hahaha.. nndot dah.. nice one TS..
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08-31-2010, 11:38 AM #8Elite Member
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ayosaaaaaaaaaaa...lingaw kaaayo
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08-31-2010, 11:22 PM #9Banned User
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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05-01-2011, 05:36 PM #10
Re: ANti PicK uP LiNes ^^,
I remember this. What the?!
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