Ok binisay-on nako ni kay para makasabot ang tanan (hopefully). I prove nako ninyo nga astrology and horoscopes and the Zodiac is all nonsense and irrational, and believing in it means you are a gullible and illogical person.
Naa'y duha ka mag igsoon nga kaluha (twins). Sa gabi-i nga sila natawo (dungan of course, diba? Kay twins man), ang Jupiter ug Mars nga planeta nag abot (conjunction) sa may Zodiac sign nga Leo dapit at sunset. Let's say according to their horoscope/Zodiac, since they were born AT THE SAME TIME during that time, Leo dapat ilang "birth sign". And since according pod sa Astrology nga naay "meaning" kay naa man ang Jupiter ug Mars nag "align" dapit sa Leo, then dapat ang kapalaran (fate) sa duha ka twins kay PAREHO, for example, ma-dato ka (become rich) when you turn 30 years old if ing ani ang arrangement sa Zodiac ug planets when you are born.
Sus kay, pag age 3 kay gikidnap man nang isa ka kaluha, ug gidala sa bukid. There he lived until he was age 40 ug namatay sa sakit. Meanwhile katong iyang igsoon nga wala nakidnap, lived a normal life pero due to hard work and perseverance in the city, na-dato siya until he died when he was 84, so in effect, na tinood ang gisulti sa iyang kapalaran (fate). But...
...what about his kaluha? Remember, they were born on the SAME DAY, so SAME STARS and SAME PLANETS were in the sky at the time. So if tinuod gayud nga ang ZODIAC makapa-cause sa imong FATE BEING TIED TO THE ARRANGEMENT OF STARS, PLANETS and whatever pa diha sa langit, on the day you were BORN, eh DIBA DAPAT SAME SILA UG KAPALARAN
Pero kato, namatay ug sayo ang isa ka kaluha, and the other prospered and lived to a ripe old age. *shakes head*
So unsa man na siya? Exception to the rule? Naa diay ing ana sa Zodiac, which claims that ALL FATE lies on the READING of the STARS, nya ang kaluha lagi different lagi ilang fate?
DAKONG bot-bot.
-RODION