CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

[Leith Dhiren]

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Agent : Hi, This is ____ from National Credit Professional..I would like to speak with _____
Customer : I'm busy
Agent : Shadap MaderPaker!

[shinobi101]

CX: F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!
Agent: Sir pls.. Stop F@##$%$ng me!!!!
CX: F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!F@#$%k you!!
Agent: Sir if you wont stop F@#$%ng me... I'll get pregnant...

ka igat ani oi.. haha..

[shinobi101]

customer: what part in the "pilifins" r u from?
agent: currently we are based here on cebu mam...
customer: Ah! taga cebu diay ka?!
agent: (out of nowhere) o (mute: aw.aw.piste!!!)
customer: mao bah... sus dong batia dri australia dong oie! gutom kaau! way saging ug kamote!


omg.

haskang hasola! wahaha..

[hardy2898]

here's another one: i dunno if this is true, but you be the judge!! hahahahaha

Cust: "May I know your name?.."
Agent: "Batman..."

C:"May I know your name?"
A:"My name is Bat-man..."

C:"Trying to be funny?!. What is your surname?.."
A:"Supar-man..."

C:"I want to speak with your manager..."

ug mao ni iyang ID:



hahahahahaa sala ba diay niya kung mao jd na iyang name??

hahahahaha idola'g pangan oy hahahaha

[MR. BROWNSTONE]

customer: Is this 877.@@@.@@@@

agent: Sir, If you dial that number, your call will be routed to India

customer: Where am I calling from?

agent: (with a very proud and confident tone) You're talking to a Filipino sir, and I am from the Philippines

customer: Same F@kng thing ! (customer h/up)

[masakiton]

here's another one: i dunno if this is true, but you be the judge!! hahahahaha

Cust: "May I know your name?.."
Agent: "Batman..."

C:"May I know your name?"
A:"My name is Bat-man..."

C:"Trying to be funny?!. What is your surname?.."
A:"Supar-man..."

C:"I want to speak with your manager..."

ug mao ni iyang ID:



hahahahahaa sala ba diay niya kung mao jd na iyang name??

dili na true sir kai walai "lah" or "leh" sa tumoy sa statement

[yooahin]

agent nga way lingaw, dili mahadlok sa QA(true to life XP)

Agent: Thank you for choosing A*** Internet Service. My name is, ***. How can I make you a very satisfied customer today?
EU: I'm having problems accessing my email. I think the password is busted.
Agent: My apologies for the inconvenience this has caused you. Don't worry though I can definitely help you with this concern and make sure that you will be able to access your B****s***h email account in no time.
EUr: fantastic!
Agent: By the way, may I have your name please?
blah blah blah

continuation:

Agent: ***eu***, I may need to reset your password here in my for us to gain a temporary password since the old one does not work. Would that be okay with you?
EU: sure..
Agent: Alright. Let me reset it now. (after a few seconds).
Agent: Thank you for waiting, **eu**. The new password is both2564. That's B for batong, o for otan, t for talong, and h for hanger then the numbers 2564...

ug sa dihang nagsige ug katawa ang customer, hasta ang agent nagsige katawa.. wahahaha

[Cory1986]

I always talk to call center agents since Im out of Pinas. Bahalag masayup ang Pinoy ug english doh pero klaro au ang pronounciation. Sus, ang mga Indian tawon, gahi au bah wui. di ko ka sabot.

[cardwell164]

call ni sa ako colleague haha

*agent trying to build small talk*

Agent: sir from what state are you?
Customer: the same state where the best swimmers in the world live
Agent: oh really? so you like swimming too sir?
Customer: of course. i used to swim during my college years. how bout you? do you swim?
Agent: of course sir i do. im from the philippines and were surruonded by water
Customer: so whats your favorite swimming style?
Agent: doggy style.. (oops? that didnt sound right)..i mean froggy style sir hehe

[vladmire]

@ hardy2898 bai, payter kaau ang race sa imong gi-quote! JAVANESE!