jmbernz's Joke Time~

[jmbernz]

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Steward: Sir, are you done?
Passenger: No, im joe.

Steward: I mean are you finished?
Passenger: No, im a filipino.

Steward: I mean are you through?
Passenger: What do you think of me FALSE? oh com'om...

[jmbernz]

Tag-iya: Hoy Animal!!! Sakpan ta gyud ka, ikaw diay tigpangawat ug lubi ha?!

Kawatan: Sakpan gani, Sakpan! Di kay Mangurat! Ug mahabong kuno ko beh??

[uzumaki]

nyahahaha pawala sa kolba

[milkyshake]

pa atik pa ka noy dakpana ka na!

[blackmagic]

hahahaha...atay may gani ky wala ma tagak pag pa kurat

[jmbernz]

When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked.

“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”

[Ran]

monggosa sa clerk oist.. hehehehe...

[jmbernz]

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

[kent666]

wahaahahaha... XD.. lol

[johari]

unsaon!