Nursery Rhymes :)

[head567]

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Peggy had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little bastard

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled egg for breakfast again

Hey Diddle Diddle the cat took a piddle
All over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of an electric shock

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cos he was gay

There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good
She was very very good
But when she was bad ...........
She got a fur coat, jewels,a waterfront condo and a sports car

[ate mia]

hahahhahah unsaonz!

[Chinese Kung Fu]

LOL mura tag bata ani... hahahaha

[i_am_fairy]

nice one, TS

[britannica]

nice one....

[-miLey03-]

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

[blu bizcuitz]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son

lingawa nako ani oi...hahahahaha

[windshock]

Lol :d

[blu bizcuitz]

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cos he was gay

ahak sad ni ay...hahaha

[janchangwapo]

hahaha! nursery rhyme pa na? ehehe