Talking Dog

[Onins]

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A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

[gregsin]

BUGNO SA IRO

Dihay contest sa binugnuay og iro didto sa New York.

Tanang bagis nga iro miapil. Ang gisalmot sa Pilipinas bisaya nga daut kayo, mutaon pa gyud.

Pero pagbugno na, isog kaayo ang bisaya. Gipamaak ang mga pit bull, german sheperd, doberman ug uban pang iro nga mas daku pa niya. Daug dayon ang bisaya. Gipangutana ang tag-iya sa iro sa mga reporter unsang klasehang iro iyang gi-enterMitobag ang tag-iya: IRONG BOANG!

[ushanaei]

haskang buanga.

Bantog tarang talking dog, bu-ang di-ay..

[erojram_10]

maayo jud weeeeeeeeeeee ka amew

[kiwiboy]

luoya pud iro.a oi...... hehe

[jmbernz]

[sassy_girl]

mao d.i naka daog... kay irong buang d.i... maayo sad... hehehehe...

[tahbiapo]

intawn luoya sad sa irong buang... mutaon pa dyud

[Princess08]

hahahaha.. lingawa aning iro-a~

[miss_shobie]

irong buang is d best!