The principle is simple.
Entertainment First.
Write a touchy story, an inspiring poem, a wild song, whatever.
Send a funny clip, picture, cartoon, surprising facts. Whatever!
Did You Know... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The human hea rt creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates *** by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (No comment!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Humans and dolphins are the only species that have *** for pleasure. (What about that pig??) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
:mrgreen: Then below all the dazzling entertainment: your business.
And you know how fast entertaining emails get forwarded!