I need help! ASAP

[bumbz]

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Unsaon man paghimo kanang mag advertise ko sakong business nya ma send sa mga emails, nya dili qualified as SPAM? please help.

[$dbpasswd]

The principle is simple.



Entertainment First.
Write a touchy story, an inspiring poem, a wild song, whatever.
Send a funny clip, picture, cartoon, surprising facts. Whatever!




Did You Know... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The human hea rt creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates *** by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (No comment!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Humans and dolphins are the only species that have *** for pleasure. (What about that pig??) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .




:mrgreen: Then below all the dazzling entertainment: your business.
And you know how fast entertaining emails get forwarded!

[bumbz]

what i mean is that i already had an advertisement and i want it to send to all emails even emails which i dont know, when they get my email advertisement, they would found it in their Bulk Folder which my email is not considered as SPAM email. how will i do the code for that?

[bumbz]

please help anyone knew about this?

[psyd_1]

murag automailer? how about il do a code for u and ull pay me? hows that?

[$dbpasswd]

@bumbz

There's no special code for that. Spams are detected by content word filtering and domain/IP black listing. If you use words in your email body or title like: low, free, buy, discount, avail, ******, enhancement, pills, stores, nationwide ... Bam! Off you go to the Bulk Folder. Hehe


The techniques that I have observed from seasoned spammers are:

-by obscuring those frequently filtered words such as this way: loow, f r e e, buyy, descoount, avaiel ... by dileberately mispelling them.

-by diluting email content with unrelated words. You might find it odd that some spam emails selling imitation Rolex watches, for example, have an excerpt from Lord of the Rings in fine print at the bottom of the ad. Others just throw in a jumble of random words that will trick the spam filter into believing this email is friendly.

-by using embedded image ads. This way, the email is virtually "clean" of spam-sounding texts since images are difficult to read by the spam filter.

The example I gave in my previous post is the best way to have your email accepted both by the spam filter and the actual user. Just keep on experimenting!