Funny Beauty Pageant Question and Answer Portion

[pianjo]

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judge: if you find out that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?

contestant: i'll still love him [everybody claps] because AIDS doesn't matter..

[borjyborj]

judge: what makes you blush?

contestant: blush on!

[cbaktin25]

Nindot lol! sakto baya pod...

[bebe filcher]

judge: if you find out that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?

contestant: i'll still love him [everybody claps] because AIDS doesn't matter..

this made my night happy.. nalingaw ko..haha

[kayezil]

nag ing ato diay to si gloria diaz?...hehehhe

[pianjo]

in a ms. gay pageant:

judge: how can we uplift our economy 2day even though where under economic crisis?

constestant: [nang luspad] dah oi, abi nako ms.gay ni.. quizbee man diay!

[camille_16]

mr. host: if you are going to die tomorrow, why not today?
contestant: well mr. host, I am not going to die today because I'm not in a hurry. Why, Mr. Host? Are you in a hurry? Go ahead...

hahahhahah

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Mr. Host: if you are going to be an animal, what would it be?
Contestant: Well, if I'm going to be an animal, I would like to be an amphibian.
Mr. Host: wow! Why Amphibian, Ms. Contestant?
Contestant: It's because an Amphibian can live both water and land
Mr. Host: Nice Answer. Ms. Contestant, can you please give us an example of an Amphibian?
Contestant: Well, uhhmmm... Frog.
Mr. Host: Oh. Nice Example. Can you please give us another example of an Amphibian?
Contestant: Well, uhhmmm... Another Frog.

wahahahhahhaha....

[kiko]

judge: miss contenstant what is your favorite color
contestant: my favorite color is fuchsia
judge: hmm interesting color, can you spell it?
contestant: uhmmm , i change my mind, red nalang...
judge: okay then, spell red
contestant: R-I-D red... i thank you!!!