post korny jokes here...

[nice_work]

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Teacher: So class, who knows what minimize is?

Pedro: Mam!!! (With raised hands to the maxxx)

Teacher: Ok, go ahead Pedro, tell us what minimize is.

Pedro: Mam, Minimize is the girlfriend of Mickeymize.


That's all corny folks!

nice one.... lol...

[miss tapya]

Kung mag ulan og kwarta............................................ ...............



pili asa mo................... puro sinsilyo nga murag ligid sa tenwheelers kadak-a? o Puro papel/cheque worth 1M pero murag plywood kalapda?


decide na..........................

[vangeodee]

After having ***, the girl keeps on touching the organ of the guy.
Guy: You want more?
Girl: Nope! Naa lang koy na-miss gud.
Guy: Kinsa, ex nimo?
Girl: Di oe… Naa man gud koy ing ani sa-una… (whoa!)

wahaha!!! ka atay pod

[emailroy2002]

Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

[emailroy2002]

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

[emailroy2002]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[emailroy2002]

Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

[emailroy2002]

When taking the N-SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will have a PERFECT score!

[emailroy2002]

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

[johnnygomezzz]

kinsay coach na buang sa NBA?

answer- FLIP saunders