Vampire Sucks

[sandking]

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hehehe!!! another spuffff!!!! movie nasad....

[krizitoyness]

vampires do suck.. its true.. its real.. its now.! its the 4th coming.!

[simonjed]

hehehe!!! another spuffff!!!! movie nasad....

haha sakto mga blockbuster ipang spoof kay lingaw kaau hapit na ni release hehe

[lestat1116]

kita nako. better than disaster movie. way better.

[iveslovespink]

Vampires suck sad tawn na oie.. Ayaw i murder ang title..

[simonjed]

Vampires suck sad tawn na oie.. Ayaw i murder ang title..

ai o sorry mam typographical error..

[looterdevil]

hahaha nice ang trailer.. idiot kaayo

[danne1003]

motan.aw ko ani pero dili lng bigscreen guro oi...hehehehe

[pankie101]

idol ni nku...the tag i would give to edward cullen..
ahahahahaha

[SmaRkieS]

Di mi mo tan.aw ani sa big screen kay kasabot nami ingon ani nga type of "movies series". Good think available na siya sa T+rents, tan.aw nami later.

If you've seen a "the movie", then you have a pretty good idea of what "Vampires suck" is going to be like. It is going follow the plot and storyline of Twilight all the while reinterpreting the scenes in its own way. The most jarring thing about the movie is the constant change of mood and tone within a scene which gives it no tension or build-up whatsoever. It lives and dies by the quality of its minute to minute jokes which are as previous installments quite hit and miss. Though the movie is barely one and half hours long, it is fatiguing because of this.

The movie starts off really well; Bella captures the nuances of the original Bella and there is an extended act about vampire town which is quite charming. Things devolve quickly though as slapstick and crudity is favored instead of satire and wit, and the movie fractures into banal shtick that is grating and stupid. However, this movie seems to possess a few more funny gems than compared to the others movies of the same fold hinting that perhaps that there is a glimmer of a chance that movies of this format can be good if done right.

If there is one word to describe the movie, it would be stupid. It's a stupid stupid movie and perhaps enjoyable only if one is in the right frame of mind or willing to forgive the large amounts of feeble attempts at humor.