REAL Beer Warnings ...

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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath
that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you
REALLY THINK while photocopying your arse at the office Christmas party.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
ever happened to your underwear anyway.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't
remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burn on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really huge biker guy
named "Big Al".

[tasho]

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[FukenGruven]

hahahahaha..ROFL...don't think this will stop anyone from drinking beer...