Maldita Moments

[CatalunanGrande]

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ok ra malitda basta bright ug gwapa lang..

[cmptrwzrd]

supah ka malditah

[yobicap]

Maldita part...........
"Shyet neber debay2x Snowber"

[morrie26]

samokan na agent mag barog2x duol sa brownies unlimited sa SM: miss, miss, naa kay credit card?
girl: NAA. IKAW? NAA KA?

[morrie26]

guard sa USJR (gi sita ang studyante) : miss, nganu itom man nah imog bra?
girl: k blank man akong panty!

[Godfall]

hahaha. nice...

[deanah]

In our ticketing office

My co-worker: Sir fill up lang. (Hatag siya passenger slip)
Passenger: Asa dri ang fill-up'an mam? (name and then contact number lang ang fill up'an)
My C W: Basaha lang sir. (mejo busy)
(nag fill up ang pasahero, then gihatag sa ako kauban)
Nikunot ang agtang sa ako kauban kay did2 ng fill up ang passenger sa Infant na name.
So, iya gibalik ang passenger slip then said.

"Infant ka sir? Pa-usab lang ko. Mali man gud imu gi-sulatan."

[joan624]

3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magma-makeup
> > muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other
> > friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na
> > naka-makeup. "


FTW!

[poisontree]

^ahhahaha

my maldita moment: kung gkan sm vhire akong sakyan padong uli, and lingkod ko near the door kay una ko manaog. and most sa times gamay ra kayo ug space for me so akong buhaton kay --di sa mulingkod, stare sa seat and sa mga passengers ana na line. and moiswag raman pod sila .
hahhaha. the tutok always works!

[annerhexian]

*You failed*
"nag uwan kosog, mabasa niya mow" gitubagan bitaw og "dili bitaw mi asin na mahilis." *
failed.
*such gayness!*
"miss can i asked ur number?" reply: "dont have number when it comes to u.. excuse me i have to go now.. bless you sir.
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one friend braGging....
"hey ka uyab mi ni kuan kuan, kato gud na ex nmo"
"ah ic, you pick up my trash, did you throw it, properly?"
..dot dot dot...
"dai meaning gwafa ko kay halinon kow sa mga guys.."
"ah ic, name your market price and ill mark it down."
"hahahah ka afford kaha ka?"
"its maybe a yes or no, but whatever your price, surely I wont buy you.. I will just see your price.."
"meaning di ka ka afford jud, for boys ra ko... halinon jud kow."
"ah nag mdnite sale guru ka.. too bad the guy dont know you real price"
taud2.. ni ana ag girl, gtg now... skol sa kow..
lols.. abi nako bugno2 na nih.. hahahaha
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x:"Negra kaayu ka. why nigukod man ang taw nimo.."
y:"the skin color your talking about is morena,sweetie and believe it or not,, exotic maybe their favorite game for human and not for animal.."

x:" Seen your pic in FB, wow YOU AND THE TARSIer got the same face! ugly [foul words]"
y:"hahaha, I wonder why tarsier -my twin is adorable for cebuanos.. Do you have any idea to fill my wonderment? "
x: "dahhh!!....we are talking nonsense here!"
y: "huh? karon pa ka kabantay.. now thats quiet intriguing.."
x: "Good bye TArsier!"
y: "Take care human... you failed." and mode