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  1. 05-11-2009, 05:24 PM #1
    sabrinxy
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    Talking jokes to pass time by..

    MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly?
    MR: uhm.. both..
    MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
    MR: ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
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    AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
    (nilabas ni Inday)
    INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
    PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
    (nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
    NOSEBLEED!!! .hehehe
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    BOB: nakakamagkano ka sa 1 araw?
    PULUBI: nag-uumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na. naka 80 na ko.
    BOB: hindi din masama noh? Ano mabibili mo niyan?
    PULUBI: pwede na tong isang espresso macchiato sa starbucks!
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    TRIVIA: do you know how they make rubber gloves in China ?
    Workers deep their hands into melted latex, then air-dry them.
    Now guess how they make condoms?
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    Why God invented menopause:
    Once upon a time, a 70 year old woman gave birth.
    BISITA: pwedeng makita ang baby mo?
    MOM: mamaya na.
    30 minutes after.
    BISITA: pwede na bang makita?
    MOM: oo, pero hintay muna tayo na umiyak kasi nakalimutan ko kung saan ko linagay.
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    TITSER: bat ka na-late?
    EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
    TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
    EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.
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    a thirsty city girl went to a barrio
    GIRL: where galling your water manong?
    MATANDA: sa ilog ineng.
    GIRL: ha? You drink that water manong?
    MATANDA: duhhh! Why, sa syudad ba chine-chew?
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    NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
    NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
    TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!
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  2. 05-14-2010, 01:52 AM #2
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    ahhaha otot! hahahaha nice
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  3. 05-14-2010, 06:50 AM #3
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    waaaaaaaaa... alegre... lingawa wui...
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  4. 05-18-2010, 05:31 PM #4
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    hahhhaahha jokera ani oi
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  5. 05-18-2010, 08:38 PM #5
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    hahahaha payter kaau doh
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  6. 05-18-2010, 08:45 PM #6
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    MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly?
    MR: uhm.. both..
    MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
    MR: ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
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    idola nako ani nga joke uy hahaha payter!!!
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  7. 05-19-2010, 10:45 PM #7
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    payter sad! hahahaha
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  8. 05-21-2010, 11:15 AM #8
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    ok..nice one..hahahha
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  9. 05-21-2010, 11:28 AM #9
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    hehehe

    NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
    NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
    TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!
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  10. 05-22-2010, 10:41 AM #10
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    gNaHan q sa eDuaRD ug sa T!Tser....hehehhehehe
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