professor: name 1 european explorer.
juan: ferdinand magellan
jose: vasco de gama
lucas: roy lopez de villalobos
pedro: DORA the explorer
hehehe..
a foreigner had a traffic violation,
MMDA: (with pen & ticket) name?
FOREIGNER: Wilhelm Von Corgrinzsky Pavacovitz.
MMDA: ummmm..next time be careful ha..
EMPLEYADO: boss, namatay diay a2ng manager, pwede ba ako nlng mopuli sa iyang pwes2?

BOSS: pwede man, pro ambot lng kaha kung mosugot ba ang punerarya..try daw!
duha ka amang nag-away...
amang1:
amang2:
amang1:
amang2:
amang1:
amang2:
luoy noh?

kasayng sa ilang friendship ui..
juan: mg internet ko..iopen nko imng acount..hahahaha
pedro: waah..balo b d i ka sa akong password?
juan: nkta nko ui..UPAT KA ASTIRIS! hahaha
AHENTE: tok2, sa balay (nisulod), gisabwag sa salog ang tae sa kabayo). "mam, kun d ni malimpyo s akng vacuum cleaner kaonon n nko.."
MRS: kauna jd na dong ky brownout ra ba!