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my 50Lloyds for 70 ZSC/ZC
can do 3x
pm me

[che(k_afss]

e focus imong stats sa energy, para cge raka jobs..... pas2x ka level ana.

okies, mao ako gbuhat ron.. thanks!

[che(k_afss]

guys, can we add mafia members w/out adding them as friends?

[Onins]

Secret internal documents obtained today by the Asphyxiated Press under the Freedom Of Information Act from multi-gajillion dollar software developer Zynga have revealed that the über-popular Mafia Wars application available through social networking giant Facebook IS ONLY A GAME!

Millions of Mafia Wars users worldwide were caught totally unawares by this stunning revelation. Mafia Wars player Mr. B.A. Hippie of San Francisco, California, the Editor-In-Chief of local newspaper The Drum Circle, penned a scathing editorial about the report, saying, “Dude…lame…totally.”

The documents, labeled as confidential internal memos, spell out that playing the popular application was meant to be fun and a way of connecting with other online users. One memo from an unnamed software engineer further stated that playing the game would most likely not affect the player’s standard of living or quality of life, and would only affect their paycheck if they chose to “buy” their characters. Another memo, purportedly from an anonymous low-level Customer Service representative, said that there had been recent allegations of racism and widespread cheating, but that it could wait and they would look into it as soon as they finished breaking in their new Bentley.

The discovery of the documents has elicited a strong reaction from the public. A young man in Düsseldorf, Germany, was hospitalized in critical condition after a 12-hour standoff with police and counter-terror officers. Witnesses told Politzei and GSG-9 officials the man had recently been threatening to have his neighbors audited by Zynga, and was screaming, “Alles ist kaput….KAPUT!!!” while being loaded into the ambulance under heavy guard after a failed attempt to drown himself in a water dish.

Support groups have already started springing up around the globe to help players cope with the fact that they are not really “icing” anyone, and that cash in the game is, for all intents and purposes, as useless as a Chicago politician.
In the Financial Sector, representatives of the World Bank were stunned by the revelation, and have scheduled a press conference to address rumors that they had been planning to replace the Euro with the Godfather Point as the standard currency for the European Union. In the United States, trading on the New York Stock Exchange was forced to a halt as share prices for Citicorp and Bank of America fell below trading thresholds on news that they were requesting emergency bailout funds from the Federal Reserve in order to deal with the credit crisis brought about by today’s stunning news. The Internal Revenue Service also announced this afternoon that it would no longer accept “New York Properties” as legitimate real-estate deductions.

Riot police have been deployed in Munich, Buenos Aires, Cairo, and London to control the mass chaos that has erupted. The United States President has mobilized the 82nd Airborne, saying “This is the greatest threat to social order we have faced in our lifetime.” The Thai Ambassador to the United Nations has called for an emergency meeting of the Security Council to take voice concerns about border security based on media rumors that there are vast numbers of unused “Bangkok Passports” in circulation worldwide.

A senior Administration official, who requested anonymity on the basis that he was not authorized to make a statement said, “This is supposed to be fun. Do jobs and get rewarded with useless stuff. Rob people….get robbed…squish and get squished…go to war once in awhile and make new friends. If you want bad feelings, harsh words, and more stress, go back to your job.”

Zynga officials declined to make any official comment on the grounds that it might incinerate them. Sorry…incriminate them. Either way.

In related news, stock prices for internet retail giant Amazon reached all-time highs as collectors groups reacted to today’s breaking news. Amazon’s sites were nearly shut down by sheer volume as publishers began recalling recently revised editions of Douglas Adams’ seminal science-fiction classic, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. The lastest edition, allegedly authorized by the late author’s estate, is reported to have changed the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything from “42” to “Baht”. Calls to both Amazon and the author’s attorney have not been returned.

[Onins]

Mafia Wars Coming soon – We’re bringing back robbing to Mafia Wars! Soon you’ll have to keep a close eye on your properties so they don’t become vulnerable. Get ready to pull some heists and bank all the new robbing collection items! Stay tuned!


KINAWATAY NASAD!!!

[che(k_afss]

kinsa naa extra thai note? di ko travel sa bangkok gud.. trade ko ninyo mga migo

[Onins]

thai note? dili passport? note kana tong 1 of 3 things plus passport na u need to travel? dili man na magift part, you should do that job in NY asa na sya mahulog na butanga


sa New York enforcer na tier makita nimo naay gold na elephant mao na dha do that job balik2 hantud makuha nimo ang thai note

[che(k_afss]

thai note? dili passport? note kana tong 1 of 3 things plus passport na u need to travel? dili man na magift part, you should do that job in NY asa na sya mahulog na butanga


sa New York enforcer na tier makita nimo naay gold na elephant mao na dha do that job balik2 hantud makuha nimo ang thai note

ic.. balik2on ra nko bsan level 3 na? under man ni cya smuggle thai gems.. hahay! kpoya balik2 oi hehehe..

[che(k_afss]

thanks onins! finally nakuha na gyud nko ang thai note

[unf0rg1ven2]

na mingaw nsad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1