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    Default philippine hell


    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
    > He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
    > He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
    > Then he comes to the Philippine hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
    > Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    > He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
    > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!
    > Now I understand why many Filipinos don't worry so much about going to hell.

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    hehe read dis one in an FHM mag before..

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    hahaha. even in hell filipino attitude applies.

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    hehehe. lingawa ani dah. mahimo ra dyd kataw-anan ang mga pinoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leartes View Post
    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
    > He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
    > He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
    > Then he comes to the Philippine hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
    > Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    > He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
    > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!
    > Now I understand why many Filipinos don't worry so much about going to hell.


    weeeeee! Pinoy Hell rocks!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leartes View Post
    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
    > He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
    > He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
    > Then he comes to the Philippine hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
    > Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    > He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    > "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
    > "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!
    > Now I understand why many Filipinos don't worry so much about going to hell.

    now i know, why Filipinos like to do evil things...

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    ..wattahell!.lolz..

    ..hell yeah!..

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    hahaha... payter au filipino hell da, tatak pinoy

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    Lllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss sssssssssss........

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    HeLL YeAH!.........LMAO!

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