
Originally Posted by
orcgod
this was i think 4 to 5 years ago, a very weird but funny thing happened to me. Here'sthe story...
I was window shopping in SM city during my day-off, then suddenly a decent lady, with fair white skin approached me, and she ask, "Sir, pwede muhangyo?", i said, "sige, unsa man?", "kanang, mauwaw man gud ko, pero suwayan nako... (this conversation took place near Mc Do)
...naman gud ko problema, Nag-away mi sako husband, and we are Muslims, and I'm suppose to meet my kababayan sa Mindanao right now with Husband, pero ako Hubby nilakaw kay galalis mi", then she ask the most weird question i ever heard.
...."pwede ka ma pretend to be my Husband?", kakatawu-non ko nga nahadlok, nga kalibangon, nga ambot. I smiled and said, "ngano man?, of all the people here sa SM, ako imo gipili?", she replied, "desenti man gud ka tanawon sir", (wahahahahaha)
Before I said yes, I looked at her, the way she carries herself, her clothes, her watch, her bag, they look expensive and nice. So she begged again, "please sir b, ill pay you", ingon ko, "ayaw na uy", sige kuyugan tika". She told me not to say anything, just shake the hands of her friends, and after that we'll go back inside SM. Adto diay nag meet sa Lounge Area kanang gamay nga office outside sa groundfloor, where they wait for buses going to the boats.
So, everything went good, i didnt say anything, she hold my hand like a husband, hahahaha, grabe ka kulba, then when its all over, she hand me P300 pesos, hahahahaha, and she said thank you.