Dudung : inday ganda purma mo ahh anu ba trabahu mo sa manila
Inday : Five-six
Dudung :yung parang bumbay?
Inday : indi uy! pag may 500 pisos payag ako makipag-six
May isang lalaki umihi sa pader...
..nang biglang kumidlat
at napasigaw si lalaki
"panginoon ko wag mo po ipapa develop...bukas po magpapatuli na ako pwomis"
Interviewer : Anong gagawin nyo pag ka gicing nyo may katabi kyo 1 Million?
Kano : go on a world tour
Hapon : put up a hotel
Pinoy : Tulog ulit para maging 2 million
A man is lying naked on the beach when a sexy gal starts playing drums on his butt.
Man: What are you doing?
Girl: Playing drums..
Man turns other side and said: Can you play the flute too? .
IDD call from US:
HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan?
WIFE: dept store na!
H: ang tuba-an?
W: KTV bar na!
H: and mga trickad?
W: taxi na!
H: ang dalawa kong anak?
W: LIMA na!
Ssweethearts watchin' da sky...
GUY: ano ang horoscope mo?
GIRL: anong huruskup?
GUY: yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
GIRL: ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!
DONYA: bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay
alasais
empuntu!
MAID: walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na
kayong mag almusal
JUAN: muning.. meow... meow...
PUSA: meow...
JUAN: meow meow?
PUSA: meow!
JUAN: meow meow?
PUSA: meow!
JUAN: meow... meow meow.. !
PUSA: uL0L!!!!
Math Teacher: Anong pnagkaiba ng 69 at 6.9
Student: Ma'am pareho lng po sila ng position kaya lng mas kadiri ang 6.9
Teacher: Bakit?
Student: Kasi po my period.
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Thread: pakatawa lang po
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01-05-2007, 01:54 PM #1Junior Member
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pakatawa lang po
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01-05-2007, 02:03 PM #2Elite Member
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Re: pakatawa lang po
hahahah
Originally Posted by noynoy
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01-06-2007, 01:51 AM #3C.I.A.
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Re: pakatawa lang po
Originally Posted by noynoy
hehehe. kataw-anan :mrgreen:
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02-23-2010, 11:43 AM #4Junior Member
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hehehehhe..katawaanan gud tanan...!!!!!!!
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02-23-2010, 11:48 AM #5Elite Member
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Originally Posted by noynoy
hahhahahahhhahahahahhhahah!
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03-29-2011, 11:08 AM #6Newbie
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Re: pakatawa lang po
ahahahahahah grabeh ka juwk.....
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03-29-2011, 03:13 PM #7Senior Member
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Re: pakatawa lang po
nice... hahaha. kataw.anan. nalipay ko.
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04-23-2011, 11:26 PM #8Elite Member
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Re: pakatawa lang po
hahaha enjoy ko!
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04-23-2011, 11:46 PM #9C.I.A.
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Re: pakatawa lang po
buenga ani oi, ngabil ko nagisi kumatawa, lol
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04-23-2011, 11:52 PM #10Newbie
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Re: pakatawa lang po
naka utot ko ahiks...
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