1000 ways to die

[pianjo]

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this is a show from Spike entitled "1000 ways to die", it shows unusual deaths of people and includes interviews from expert who describe the science behind each death..

"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
"Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE, and calamity."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."

[pianjo]

mga weird ways na mamatay ang taw, ipakita diri na show,, i heard it from mo twister in his show the goodtimes... i watched it, and some die in horrible and stupid ways..

[Boss SpidoW]

noh! bitaw sad ..karon ra sd ko karealize anah dah nga everyday we are facing death

[herp_doctor]

can you post here some of the weird and wacky ways a person can die?? Ie. "choking on a lump of shit", etc....

[taurustippy]

awesome....as in pakita jud..?

[goodies]

mao gyud daghan kaau possible ways like karon kuyaw kaau matagakan ko ug europlano hehehehe ...

[pianjo]

awesome....as in pakita jud..?

re-enactment ra sya; here are some samples..

1. A man is split in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs were accidentally sent to separate hospitals.

2. A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he ducks, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.

3. A man is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of hyperthermia.

4. A man is deliberately locked in a meat freezer for getting his mob-connected employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant, and dies of hypothermia.

5. A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash.

6. A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. The suit is so constricting, however, that he cannot get into the water fast enough, and he perishes from heat exhaustion.

7. A lawyer's prank turns deadly when he smashes through a window on the 40th floor of his office building, trying to demonstrate its unbreakability to a co-worker.

8. A young couple in college climb into a giant helium-filled basketball and suffocate due to lack of oxygen when they can't get out.

9. A sword swallower on the skids takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only to accidentally hit the release button and cause it to lodge in his esophagus, closing off his trachea.

10. A death row inmate whose sentence was changed to life without parole is watching television on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the television power cord.

11. A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing a billiard ball (the 8-ball in particular) and then bringing it back up. He repeats the trick with the larger diameter cue ball, that is increased in size to ensure it feeds through the bar pool table to be easy to pick up again, and the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat, choking him.

12. A man attempts to unclog his RV's toilet with bleach. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.

13. A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells at the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.

14. A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. Another dumpster is emptied on top of him, and the load of trash is compacted, crushing him.

15. A young, shy Japanese couple that had been married for 7 years were too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they tried once more, and this time succeeded. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both died from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.

16. A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A crew worker accidentally releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.

17. A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapeworm larvae. They ate everything she did, and eventually bred and spread throughout her body.

18. Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated.

19. A woman gets large breast implants, but they are sub-standard. When she boards a plane and it rises in altitude, the implants expand and eventually explode from the difference in atmospheric pressure.


20. A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd-degree burns. After 3 weeks in the hospital without a cigarette, he bribes a nurse with $100 to let him outside for a few minutes, which she does. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp, and at the bottom, his oxygen tank explodes.


well 20 ways, pa ni sya..

[pianjo]

can you post here some of the weird and wacky ways a person can die?? Ie. "choking on a lump of shit", etc....

A farm-hand hides from an angry farmer in a manure truck after being caught hitting on the farmer's daughter. Another load of manure is dumped on the farm-hand, suffocating and crushing him.

[BoMBriones]

paris sa Spike TV nga show niini ang MANswers - a show featuring answers to male related questions like can you freeze your farts and what's the best way to dispose a body without being discovered by any CSI....

lingaw sad nga show.

[misha lang]

shocking and lingaw lang.