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  1. #71

    Quote Originally Posted by emb_ventures View Post
    O. T. Kamo ha...OFF Topic na kaayo mong Duha
    Dili lang kami ra duha, daghan pa ug dili lang diri nga thread, samot sa uban thread daghan OT.

  2. #72
    ^hahahaha!
    payter!

  3. #73
    wow. di lang bastos, mga manyak pjud diay ang mga naa diri. whew! cge guys, are those all you got?? cge na, pangbinuang pamu..aaha ogobz rba

  4. #74
    Hehehehe. Murag naa may pagnanasa sa imo diri TS. Cguro dako to cya chance imo ma-convince.hehe.

  5. #75
    mao ba? ai lang kai dilikado nya kung mkg meet ko nya. ahahahhahaha

  6. #76
    Lingaw2x sa ta, basa sa ta ug comedy.

    Credit to the original poster CamYang: below is the link. Tan-awa nasupalpal lagi.

    https://www.istorya.net/forums/genera...thread-44.html (All about UNO (a must read thread))

    Ive never knew and heard bout uno it till now..just wanna share my experience this morning...i always park near jollibee or batchoy...ive always wondered why there are a lot of people in that place...
    So niha buntag nagpa pedia mi sa ako baby sa diaz building did2 ghapon ko nagpark sa ako usual nga place..went to diaz building and waited for d doctor to arrive pero naka notice ko wla dada sa ako yaya ang babys book nabilin nya sa sakyanan so ako gkuha pag balik nako naka notice ko a group of people nag stambay sa sakyanan naay 2 ka lalaki ga sandig..then ive over heard them talking nga member cla sa uno and thy can buy whatever cars they want, he has an expedition, honda crv,d new toyota vios..and the other guy said he has the new honda civic,rav4, and the newly bought soriento...nahibong ko pag ngon nya soriento kay iya gi sandigan soriento..then d girl asked if mao ba na nga soriento iya gpalit na iya gdala and he said yes..kita daw na nya sa uno..if she joined uno daw makapalit daw cya og any car she want in less than 2 months paid full in cash like him daw he bought the soriento in 2 and 1/2 months paid full nya it cost 1.5M..i started laughing and he called my attention why i laughed daw i told him nga kuyaw kau iya gpangsulti..and he even insulted me ana daw na mga ihas og bogo d kbaw unsa iya pasabot d daw ko mag apil2x og ma minaw...i got pissed so i asked him if his sure if he owns the car and he said in an angry voice "O AKO NGANO MAN PAHATUD KA SA INYO? OR MAKIG DATE KA NAKO? APIL NLANG SA UNO MIGA PARA KAPALIT KA NGON ANI NGA SAKYANAN AND MA KWARTAHAN PUD KA AND MADAGDAGAN IMO KNOWLEDGE. ARON NINDOT KA TANAWON BEAUTY WID BRAINS PA" i just smiled and told him im not interested and told him to move away from where his leaning he told me they wont move coz he parked in dat spot so why wud he move...got pissed and got my key i unlocked my car which he claims his,started the engine...open my window wave at them and smiled..and said "UNO MY A** B*LLSH**!" then transferred to another parking lot...as i look at them their faces looked like they've seen a ghost...

    Ive never experienced such an arrogant fool in my life..i didnt want to insult the poor guy but he went beyond his limits...to uno members yaw mo pangilad sulti lang mo sa tinuod naa man juy mo apil ninyo if d mo mangilad..RESPECT the person if d cla gnahn mo apil yaw insultoha kay kamo rman maowawan or madaot..yaw pud tawn mo pangangkon og dli inyo butang kay wa mo kbaw naa ra diay sa tabi2x ang tagiya nya nig abot maowawan lang mo...

  7. #77
    O AKO NGANO MAN PAHATUD KA SA INYO? OR MAKIG DATE KA NAKO? APIL NLANG SA UNO MIGA PARA KAPALIT KA NGON ANI NGA SAKYANAN AND MA KWARTAHAN PUD KA AND MADAGDAGAN IMO KNOWLEDGE. ARON NINDOT KA TANAWON BEAUTY WID BRAINS PA"

    -ahahahahahahahahahaha!! lagi kadungog nko ani oi..dugay na au ni..kataw an au kai mismo kani joke ni..ahahaha! ang O.A ha..haha! bsta kung c upline ****** ang mag orient iya jud ni iapil..hahaha!

  8. #78
    "Words are just words..pero ok rman ko..naka baws man pud ko sa iyaha..wla lang nako insulotoha kay luoy na kau cya sa ako nabuhat.."

    -ah! kuyawa motherrr ah! ahahhaa!! xa nuon ghimung bida sa iya joke2..ahahahahahah!! kataw anan au mga taw..tuo lagig o.a nga sturya..ako ni ipost sa amu site sa uno ha..thanks ha..kit an njud ang page..

  9. #79
    Quote Originally Posted by drey dawn View Post
    O AKO NGANO MAN PAHATUD KA SA INYO? OR MAKIG DATE KA NAKO? APIL NLANG SA UNO MIGA PARA KAPALIT KA NGON ANI NGA SAKYANAN AND MA KWARTAHAN PUD KA AND MADAGDAGAN IMO KNOWLEDGE. ARON NINDOT KA TANAWON BEAUTY WID BRAINS PA"

    -ahahahahahahahahahaha!! lagi kadungog nko ani oi..dugay na au ni..kataw an au kai mismo kani joke ni..ahahaha! ang O.A ha..haha! bsta kung c upline ****** ang mag orient iya jud ni iapil..hahaha!

    Mao ba, iya/ila gihilam-os nalang ang kauwaw diay gihimoan nalang niya ug humor aron ma-comedy kunohay iya pagkasupalpal. Nmasin ra to cya if makalusot or makailad.hahaha.
    You should know the person, as camyang mentioned his name b4 here.

  10. #80
    ah mao ba..cge whats his name? ahahaha! cge daw, pangitaa b kai tan awn naq kung tugma ba haha

    ai pero kadungog nami ani lulz..besides, in uno naa mi routine..and thats not part of our routine..hahahahha! kuyawa mag himu2 ug storya manang ah..hahaha..kung mgpa orient ka sa uno like on monday? nya mubalik ka nig wed? aw, wa ui, ka memorize nka sa amu routine kai steps mana amo..impossible mani..pero kamo gud, tabangan ra btaw ko nnyu sooner or later..hahah,.nghuwat nmn gni ko ni amorsolox and his apil apilon gang mu comment ani..opportunity rba na mnglait kai mas m2o mo ani..ahahaha! excited na me hahahaha

    same ako greply sa aq other post..heheh..woot! bring on the gang! asa nmn 2 amorsolox ui..aha

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