Programming Jokes

[doomsweek]

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Dictionary defines:

Endless Loop: n., see `Loop, Endless`.
Loop, Endless: n., see `Endless Loop`.

[hogopo]

Another na sad...

How many programers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem

hahaha good one

[jebz]

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[acegear]

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Programming is like ***:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.

“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”

Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.

“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.

[san_cristobal]

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

[RU9halogen]

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Programming is like ***:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.

“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”

Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.

“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.

Hahah That was so funny!.... THE DEMO.... better you put.. Evaluation only !hahahaha....

[Artoy]

An int, a char and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks. A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away. The string walks up to the waitress and says "You'll have to forgive them, they're primitive types."

hahaha...good good
mangita sd ko joke.

[rics zalved]

if isGwapo(rics zalved) then
begin
showMessage("Hello World");
end;

but it resulted to a runtime error......"OVERFLOW...."
hahahahhaha

[suparms_men]

Nice joke bro... mau ni i promote dah... hehe