CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

[patriarch18]

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first answer nako sa call... I'm waiting for my supervisor to come, then dugay kaayo siya...

---> A
I: "Lord, tabang...."
Cust: "What?"
------toink!-------

[nvm]

(trying to fix customer's Fax Machine)

Agent: Sir, please run the Fax Test

Customer: (hard to hear) what? run faster?


omg. nosebleed.

[naidz2k3]

hahaha... wagtang duka na ko oi.. samot na ang a with a circle.. nayaahha

[nvm]

customer: what part in the "pilifins" r u from?
agent: currently we are based here on cebu mam...
customer: Ah! taga cebu diay ka?!
agent: (out of nowhere) o (mute: aw.aw.piste!!!)
customer: mao bah... sus dong batia dri australia dong oie! gutom kaau! way saging ug kamote!


omg.

[sassy_gurL]

customer: what part in the "pilifins" r u from?
agent: currently we are based here on cebu mam...
customer: Ah! taga cebu diay ka?!
agent: (out of nowhere) o (mute: aw.aw.piste!!!)
customer: mao bah... sus dong batia dri australia dong oie! gutom kaau! way saging ug kamote

nalingaw ko ani.. tinuod ni?

[umehime00]

---Original Message-----
From: Lynnette G. Santos, WSALE/3805
Sent: Monday, June 04, 2007 2:15 PM
Subject: Call Centers...check this out!!
Importance: High

Funny Lines

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)

2. I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]

3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?)

4. "Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5. "Kelan Po?" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6. "I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir." (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7. "I want to entertain and satisfy customers" (hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8. "I want to expose myself to the customers." (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center") – Flasher ITO!

9. "Is there an opening for a call center?" (Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

10. "Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I'M a call center from the Philippines." (solohin ba)

11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce." (An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?"

12. "I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!" (Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)

13. "Haller!!! (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!" (Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)

14. "I'm a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy"

15. "It's a colorful world." (Describe the shirt you're wearing.)

16. "It's a boomed industry." (So all agents are now dead, I guess)

17. "I like to explore other people" (ay sus…maniac ka ano?)

18. "I want to explore myself more." (Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17...)

19. "Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load." (The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)

20. "I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn't able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS."

21. "Hi Maam, do you have an opening." (Lokong to ah!)

22. "I want to adventure into the graveyard…" (Langya, mahiilig ka sa patay!)

23. "I would like to be a part of the graveyard…" (isa ka pa...thriller… thriller night)

24. "Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?" (A text message from an applicant)

25. "Do you accept walking applicants?" (No, we prefer flying ones)

26. Interviewer: So you're an undergrad. What year are you in right now? Applicant: Oh I'm just here in the house. Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you're in. Applicant: Year? I'm 25 years old! ( Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare....)

27. Applicant: Agency ba to? Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm. Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare! (Happy Easter!)

28. "In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away." (FORTUNATELY? ??!!!)

29. "Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer..." (Ano ka, farmer?)

30. "May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag LILIBINGAN." (Answer to the question "Why do you prefer a part-time job?" Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)


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Call Center Recruitment Bloopers


> Subject: real-life recruitment bloopers
>
> What do you know about the call center Industry?
>
> Applicant: The call ctr. industry is booming out,
> side by side, somewhere else. (Huuuwhaaat?)
>
> Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for
> the past few days and I want to become part of
> that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)
>
> Applicant: It's easy to be a call center, just looks
> arounds you, that why i want to become a call
> center! (building ito!)
>
> Out of nowhere:
>
> Applicant: Oh im sorry, i sit corrected. (oo nga
> naman, nakaupo sha eh!)
>
> Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that im not
> ready to die.
>
> Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there is
> no loud.
>
> Recruiter: You look familiar. I think i already
> spoke to you befo re? Do you remember when you were
> last here?
>
> Applicant: I think months from now. (psychic ito!)
>
> Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?
>
> Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo... i drug
> test nyo na to')
>
> Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you
> want to work here?
>
> Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course
> of blahblah..... (out...out...out....)
>
> Applicant: I'm a work alcoholic.
>
> Applicant: I'm the eldest and the only child in our
> family. (arrrgggghhh...ADIK KA!)
>
> Applicant: I'm a hardworking...(yes..please
> continue...)

[ainatz]

hahahaha...! makalingaw mn ni oi... more pls..

[elvishtattoo]

Agent: C for cat, M for mother and D for dog
Customer: ok. C for uhm, charlie...
Agent: no Sir. it's C for cat!

[jcgoyong]

ako workmate naay bloopers

agent: i do apologize if youre having problems with your laptop. how "long" is your laptop maam?
cx: what?
agent: yes. how LONG
cx:"?" how long?
agent: (nka realized saup di iya gi pick nga word) yes maam, how long did you have youre laptop?
cx: ooohhh... you mean how old... its been almost 2yrs for now...
agent: aahhh... (nauwaw)

ahahahahha

[jcgoyong]

ako bloopers kay...

first call:

me: bla bla bla.....
(end part sa call ako 1st call and naa ako bloopers did2)
me: is there anything else?
cx: no, i think we've done with everything.
me: ok. thanks you for calling... thats all thank you

*jawa! beauty pagent!! AHAHAHHAHA*
thank