CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

[gt_mugen]

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Customer: my pc is not booting/no power.... what's wrong this is new.

agent: let me assist u with that....

Customer; very well... what do u need me to do

agent: have u tried to press the power button to turn it off/on

Customer: indeed. i tried it several times..... but no go...

agent: what button r u pressing....

Customer: the Dell button....

agent: good job....

[o0ella0o]

hahaha! Nice ni nga thread..

I heard this one from one of the agents here:

Agent: Ma'am let's try to restart the computer so we can have a fresh start.

Customer: Ok..

Agent: Please click on start and shutdown and click on restart

Customer: Ok, so should I click on shutdown?

Agent: NO ma'am! I said restart.

Customer: Oh, ok.Sorry.

Agent:That's alright. Is it restarting now?

Customer: It's shutting down

Agent: Ma'm I said Donut shutdown! Donut Shut down.




hehehheh! He was really frustrated with the cust,obviously. He shouted Donut! I said Donut!

[marcevanslim]

hehehehehehehehe

[xinevirtucio]

grabeh....more pa...hehehehe....

[ace_k]

y makalupig ani:

agent: so u can't connect wirelessly?
sarcastic customer: No!
agent: how far is the router from the room where your computer is?
sarcastic customer: 20 feet!
agent: any barriers like walls/door?
sarcastic customer: wall and a door!
agent: OK. now what kind of wall do you have? Is it a concrete wall or wooden wall?
sarcastic customer: Concrete!
agent: How about the door, sir?
sarcastic customer: Is there a concrete door?!
=tulala ang agent..unsa na flinstones? kay concrete door.=

[ace_k]

agent: are you a drivers license, sir?
==licensed driver cgro uy==

[ace_k]

very humble customer: u know, im not very good at computers, u need to steep down to my level.
agent: sure, don't u worry sir, i will walk you through and make it as easy as possible. so how can i help you today?
very humble customer: i just want you to teach me how to direct the DNS traffic to my server which is on virtualization.
agent: (mute) @t@y! @#$%^&*(), unsaon kaha ni?

[tenzor73p]

na a pd ko lain

can i have your email address for our satisfaction customer survey?

na rambol hehe

[VampyR]

kani, naminaw ko sa akong kauban kay nag wijack ko ad2 niya...

agent: do you mind if i call u by ur first name?
cust: no problem (heavy indian accent..)
agent reads the cust.'s name in the profile which is very long and difficult to pronounce...
agent: great! okey...sir what can i do for u today?

[stoner0ck]

schufid!!! hahaha . . . . daghan man diay diri call center agents na istoryans!


chaman!!!