Programming Jokes

[san_cristobal]

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Mga brad, post sad mo programming jokes... I will start.

"A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

[chill_angel25]

hahaha! gud joke bro!

[intheb0x]

nice one....

[cute_6423]

ahahahha..tinuod jud!

[manick]

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

[bbriones]

LMAO, nice joke

[moz_k2]

Q:What is the object-oriented way of becoming rich?
A.Inheritance
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Programmer boy scouts
hip! hip!
Array!

[san_cristobal]

nice sad..

Q:What is the object-oriented way of becoming rich?
A.Inheritance
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Programmer boy scouts
hip! hip!
Array!

[san_cristobal]

Another na sad...

How many programers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem

[bensagarino]

Mga brad, post sad mo programming jokes... I will start.

"A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

But I care about warnings.