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    Default Why Dogs Are Better Than Men =p


    just want to share this, i guess Men can learn a lot from dogs... =)

    WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN:

    Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

    Dogs miss you when you're gone.

    You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

    Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

    Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

    Dogs don't criticize your friends.

    Dogs admit when they're jealous.

    Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

    Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

    Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

    You can train a dog.

    Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

    You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

    Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

    The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

    Dogs understand what "no" means.

    Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

    Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

    Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

    Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

    You can house train a dog.

    You can force a dog to take a bath.

    Dogs don't correct your stories.

    Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

    Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

    Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

    Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

    Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

    Dogs admit it when they're lost.

    Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

    Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

    Dogs take care of their own needs.

    Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

    Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

    Dogs are nice to your relatives.


    -----------AND WOMEN TOO!--------------


    WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:

    Dogs don't cry
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    Dogs love it when your friends come over
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    Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
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    Dogs think you sing great

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    A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
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    Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
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    Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
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    Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
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    Dogs are excited by rough play
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    Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
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    Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
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    Anyone can get a good looking dog
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    If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
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    Dogs don't shop
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    Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
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    Dogs never need to examine the relationship
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    A dog's parents never visit
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    Dogs love long car trips
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    Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
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    When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
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    Dogs like beer
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    Dogs don't hate their bodies
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    Dogs never criticize
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    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
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    Dogs never expect gifts
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    Dogs don't worry about germs
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    Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
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    Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
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    You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
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    Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
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    Dogs don't borrow your shirts
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    Dogs never want foot rubs
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    Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
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    Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
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    Dogs can't talk
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    Dogs seldom outlive you

    TAKEN FROM: Why dogs are better than women...
    Last edited by tsikay101; 08-25-2009 at 08:17 PM.

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    hehehe, naa sad ni point dah. hehe

  4. #4
    naa jud, daghan jud manga-igo...hehehe

  5. #5
    hehe... araguy gyud ni dah

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    gibali ra man diay sa akong nakit-an
    Last edited by beowulf; 08-25-2009 at 07:18 PM.

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    ehem ehem...hehehe...




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    sooo true!ako copy ha..ok lang?...post nako ako fb...hehehehe..

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    but dogs cannot give you flowers and chocolates, would not ask you for a romantic candle light dinner, will not make you emotionally and financially secure, will not give humane true love, and most of all cannot give you a very cute baby.....

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    nyahaha... this is to all the men that take girls for granted... nyahahahah

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