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  1. #21

    Quote Originally Posted by Lind View Post
    hahaha! kalouy pd ui..

    naa sad ko mahinumduman anang F**k YOU, survey man to amu, irate jud to cya nga costumer pro ni answer jud cya sa tanang questions, so after asking all the survey questions ge ask sa agent ang costumer's name.

    agent: may I have your complete name please?

    cost: Sure! its F - * - * - K space Y - O - U, Got It?

    agent: Ok, let me repeat it, Your First name is F - * - * K and your last nme is Y - O - U so that would be F**K YOU? Did i pronouns it right sir?


    the next day he's fired....heheheh
    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by simonjed View Post
    ahaha sa etel ni noh? hehehe mao ni kato n.ana sir please stop fu*king me bcoz we're not allowed to say fu*k u 2...? hehehe

    ako kay hmmmm.....

    naa ko customer sa line den ni duol ako ka team...kalit lng ko ingon "gurl naa ka para kulkog sa kuko kay ako kulkugon ako kuko?" limot ko mute...ana daun customer "what language are you speaking?" ako reply "oh sorry mam that was spanish"....tawa ra daun ang customer hehehe gives me a laugh...
    hahah.. spanish, huh?

  3. #23
    up up up kai naay mga alegre

  4. #24
    Grave ha oi sakit na ka-au ako tiyan ug katawa.... hahahaahhahahahhaha

  5. #25
    lingaw man pd diay mag callcenter sa? hehe bahala kapoy sa lawas. Ako katawa ra ko atong tiguwang na ako gitabangan ug pag set up sa iya desktop ug laptop pagsugod sa shift nko nadawat ang call nya mulakaw man ang costumer ako schedulan ug call back timingan pag tawag nako bag o pa cya abot nya ako na fix iya problem ask dayon cya "Where are you located?" ana ko "Philippines" ana cya "What time is it there?" nya ana pd ko "It almost 4 am" ana ang costumer "OK you can go back to sleep now!" hehe

  6. #26
    cool kaau ka dah..! hahahahaahh.........

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    My besfriend came home from Spain and been awhile I haven't talked to her on the phone without worrying the bill and the different timezone... one time I had a prob abt my ex and his new gf, I called her right away and poured my heart out of the painful truth... despite the smudged mascara on my face while i was in the office's restroom, i felt much better after the call... felt so comforting having someone like ur bestfriend consoling u at the end of the line...
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  8. #28
    how bout this guys!

    customer: I jst purchased a computer and i dnt knw how to turn it off.

    me: what computer are you using sir?

    costumer: a white one?

    me: ( mute the headset nya katawa gamay then padayon, since mostly black mn ang mga windows pc so conclude nlang ko nga iMac iyang gamit) a white one with an apple logo, am I right?

    customer: yup!

    me: on the upper lft portion of your screen dr s an apple icon ryt?

    costumer: yup!

    me: click it and look for the shutdown in the sub menu bttns and click it.

    costumer: great! thank you!

    me: your welcome sir!

    costumer: just one question before I go, how can you see my monitor from dr?


    hayyyyyy....... ambot! pwede mo tambling?heheh

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Lind View Post
    how bout this guys!

    customer: I jst purchased a computer and i dnt knw how to turn it off.

    me: what computer are you using sir?

    costumer: a white one?

    me: ( mute the headset nya katawa gamay then padayon, since mostly black mn ang mga windows pc so conclude nlang ko nga iMac iyang gamit) a white one with an apple logo, am I right?

    customer: yup!

    me: on the upper lft portion of your screen dr s an apple icon ryt?

    costumer: yup!

    me: click it and look for the shutdown in the sub menu bttns and click it.

    costumer: great! thank you!

    me: your welcome sir!

    costumer: just one question before I go, how can you see my monitor from dr?


    hayyyyyy....... ambot! pwede mo tambling?heheh

    haha lols kasuway pd kug murag ing ana bai. ana cya "are you accessing my computer right now?" ako ra gi ingnan "im just using a simulator" bwahah

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    lol nindot ni da..... ako ma share lang nga nag katawa jud ko maka hinomdom...

    Me:Sir May I have your name please?

    Customer: Oh... My name Is aaayn...

    Me: How do you spell that?

    Customer: I-A-N...

    Me: Ok so that would be I as in IRATE? A as in ANNOYING? N as in ....... NONSENSE is that correct?

    Customer: YES CORRECT.....

    Me: THANK YOU.....

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