The Philippines' main exports are basically anything exported by Japan, China or any other Asian country with an alphabet that is so complicated that no average white or black shit could even begin to understand.
Earlier this century, the Philippines attempted to make itself stand out from the other cooler Asian countries by emphasising their *** trade. However, their attempts proved to be futile. Thailand proved to have the better *** trade since their transgendered hookers do that ping-pong ball trick.
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Most Filipinos (or Pinoys, as they prefer to call themselves) have a pair of eyes, ears and nostrils, two arms and legs much like humans. They pout and use their lips instead of their fingers to point to things. They can understand each other using various body languages and gestures without uttering a word. Filipinos have this secret sign called "the floating rectangle". In restaurants, they make a shape of a rectangle in the air to signal to the waiters using their thumbs and index fingers which means "the food here sucks, give us the goddamn bill".
They have an appendage called a 'selfone' which they use to communicate with their herd. This body part, if taken from the Filipino, will result in paranoia. This makes it easier for biologists to identify the Filipinos in the wild, since they have their individual tag numbers which the scientists can track. Filipinos immediately respond to selfone messages rather than any emergency and calls you can imagine.
Filipinos are very much a musical people. Common names are based on sounds like Dingdong, Bongbong, Junjun, Lala, Jingjing, Jotjot, Dongdong and Potpot.
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