Best divorce letter

[jdsanz]

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Best Divorce Letter, ever!

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want *** or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

[kit_cebu]

hahahahahhahahahah!!! nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jdsanz]

If only he knew......hehehe

[stoutshield]

ahahaha nice one.. mao na diha, kung naay problema istoryaan jud..

[king-creole]

i cant help but laugh about the thought going in the mind of her husband! "wtf? calra is carl? damn nigger i aint got a bitch!"..hehe

[Princess08]

payterrrrrrrrrr!!!! hahahahhaha

[bonjovax]

ROFL ...Nice one Dude...Keep It Up

[:: miss pani ::]

waahhaha choooiiiiaaa ohh

[Tirong-say]

unsaon na lang... he-he

[jky]

ailubit..hahaha