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  1. #31

    poide ni i-add dire.. nahurot akong hangin ug sigeg katawa..

    Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
    Bloodninja: Yeah, I just like fighting movies.
    Partner6: So whats with the *Ninja*
    Bloodninja?: Uh, It's cause I'm into the kung fu gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
    Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
    Bloodninja: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
    Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
    Bloodninja: hehe, of course baby.
    Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
    Bloodninja: Ohh, it's so big.
    Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
    Bloodninja: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
    Partner6: It likes that.
    Bloodninja: aight.
    Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
    Bloodninja: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
    Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
    Bloodninja: I unzip my pants...
    Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
    Bloodninja: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
    Partner6: WTF?!
    Bloodninja: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
    Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
    Bloodninja: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
    Partner6: You dipsh*t.
    Bloodninja: I whimper to myself...
    Bloodninja: please don't shoot me

  2. #32
    awwwwwww........

  3. #33
    payter payter! hasul sa tanang hasul! haha

  4. #34
    hahaha. lingaw tong sumpay da

  5. #35
    wahahahaha...nindot ni da....

  6. #36
    kita nakos site.. lols

  7. #37
    hahahahaha... nice2x...

  8. #38
    hahaha. good one.

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by handsoff241 View Post
    *cricket sounds*

    *cricket sounds*

    *cricket sounds*

    ahahaha geek jokes!

  10. #40
    HUH? corn corn

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