Chief Indian naming babies

[akimz]

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An Indian warrior goes up to the Chief that names all the new babies and asks, “How do you come up with the names?”
The Chief replies, “I look for events that coincide with the birth. If I see an eagle flying overhead, I name the baby ‘Soaring Eagle.’ If I see a deer running in the field, I name the baby, ‘Running Deer.’ Tell me, Two Dogs F*ck*ng, why do you ask?”

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