Why, Chuck Norris of course!
"Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people."
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. "
"Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!""
"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
"The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: ."
"When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."
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Thread: Who is the ultimate action hero?
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03-11-2009, 11:25 PM #1C.I.A.
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Who is the ultimate action hero?
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03-12-2009, 02:17 PM #2
"When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
ahahahaha! ahaka sad ani oi!
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03-12-2009, 07:27 PM #3C.I.A.
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Steven Seagal kay wala gyud tatsa..
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03-13-2009, 06:45 AM #4Junior Member
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Jackie Chan ko kay funny.
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03-13-2009, 07:03 PM #5Junior Member
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jackie chan ako..funny action stunts..mkurat gud ko
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03-14-2009, 02:32 AM #6C.I.A.
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mga nagdala sa James Bond kay mga hitech..
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03-14-2009, 02:37 AM #7Senior Member
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Jet lee kay kuyaw au mga moves
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03-14-2009, 05:52 AM #8Elite Member
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Bruce Lee hehee
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03-14-2009, 10:02 PM #9Elite Member
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Bruce Willis.......die hard
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03-14-2009, 10:06 PM #10Newbie
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Seriously, it's Bruce Willis! The best and most authentic action hero of them all.
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