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    Lightbulb Spell "Mississippi"?


    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
    animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
    first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
    say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
    together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
    come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed *** obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
    "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our ***
    lives...... "

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
    abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
    'Mississippi'."

  2. #2
    Kasi naman po Lady kahugaw sa imo huna-huna... Nice nice!

  3. #3
    lisud man pd ang pronounciation.

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    lol

    nice one.

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    hugaw og huna2x si manang... hehehehe..

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    hahahahha... accent does it all!!

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