3 naked men in a sauna: an American, Japanese & Irishman. They hear a beepin sound, the American touches his arm n says 'Thats my pager, I have a microchip under my skin'. Next a phone rings n the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says 'I have a microchip in my hand'. The Irishman, now feelin very lowtech, goes to the toilet & comes back with loo paper hangin from his arse. He says 'Oh jaysus, would U look at that, I'm gettin a fax!'