How to succeed in todays world

[fiendish999]

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This says it all I guess............

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[fiendish999]

do you agree? post comments please!

[franz_fry]

nice one dude!....einstein!

[CASHFLOW]

arsekissing

[atemoc]

nice formula....

[heavenknws]

wow nice formula bro... its realy true

[nardz]

some what true!

@ TS - is this true on your work place? is it happening

[Sol_Itaire]

well, a rat that gives 103% in the workplace is still a rat.

R+A+T = 18 + 1 + 20 = 39 --> "not even half-human"

[tools4kools]

just do your thing and be yourself!

[redcheek]

ass kissing. that's what most young guys do now a days. they kiss the ass of the gays to earn instantly. hehehe. agree?